Haiku from my 9 year old daughter, C.

If

If you gotta use the kitchen,
that’s just fine with me.

If you wanna sit in the living room,
help yourself to the sofa.

If you gotta use the outhouse,
Well… Once I get out, come in and use it.

You gotta go bad?
Well, sorry I don’t take guests.

End

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